"The day you run out of fucks to give, you call me and we’ll make a buddy road trip movie together. It will be glorious and terrible. I’m willing to bet Scarlett will totally be up for it by then."
"Join the no fucks club, Chris. It’s the best club."
[RDJ Advises Chris Evans On His Life Choices]
I had no idea how much I wanted a terrible buddy road trip movie with RDJ, Scarlett, and Chris Evans till now. Someone make this happen.
NO F***S GIVEN - R (Profanity, Sexual Situations)
Uptight federal agent John Carbine (Robert Downey, Jr.) has to get small-time thief and star witness Michael “Mic Drop” Drury (Chris Evans) from Boston to California by the end of the week to testify in the biggest mob takedown in years. Unfortunately, intelligence gathered by Carbine’s partner, Michelle “Mikey” Ellston (Scarlett Johanssen), says the Mob is watching the airports. Mikey’s got a fast car, and she’s been dying to take Carbine on a road trip to loosen him up; over his very loud objections, she throws the boys in the back and they head out across the country.
What could possibly go wrong?